TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON
♥
((you all better come back with some amazing tales))
REBLOG
Re-reblog with some extra notes because a lot of people are just like ‘we’re all fucked/we’re gonna die’.
Listen, not all food is equally as contaminable. Some small notes are stay away from delicate greens because they grow on thre ground where the poop is but cannot stand up to rigorous washing OR cooking, which is why stuff like romaine lettuce and baby spinach is a problem.
All other veggies can and should be thoroughly washed, and if you eat a lot of raw veg and want to be safe- cook it. People have shit on cooking food lately with all the raw vegan hype but guess why we humans started to do it? Two main reasons, one is increased nutrient absorption, the other is you don’t get the shits and die as often from cooked food.
Also, meat is not your friend right now. If you are used to eating meat, I would avoid it and switch to eggs, which are sealed and even if the outsides came from a chicken’s ass, the inside is safe. Fish also tends to be cleaner and is always less at risk of pathogens than farm meat but again, be careful.
This is survivable, if it wasn’t there’d be no point to warning you. Y'all will not survive what’s coming if you see every bit of news as proof of your doom.
Forewarned is forearmed. Be safe, be sharp, be helpful.
Khora Laveau Alternative Helmet now available on Steam
An elegant, yet fierce alternative helmet for any Khora worth her spikes. Hair tassels affected by physics, and sporting regal neck ruffles.
Design and Textures: Liger Inuzuka (Volkovyi)
Sculpture: Led2012
i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar
now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends
we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…
“penguin brothers forever”
CLUB PENGUIN 2!!!
Thief Jesus
Context: My Drow Rogue is looking to be introduced to the campaign I’m playing.
DM: Alright, so how are you going to introduce yourself to-
Me: I rob them blind.
DM: ……What?
Me: I rob them blind, they don’t know me yet, and I want all their shit.
DM, exasperated:…..Roll for Sleight of hand…..
Me: *rolls nat 20* 20. My base dex is 20, with +4 dex bonus, and +6 Sleight of hand…..So in total, it’s 50.
DM: ………You…..rob them blind, down the the very clothes they’re wearing in the marketplace, and leave them buck-naked in the middle of the fucking marketplace, when you make off with all your loot. You fucker.
Entire table dying of laughter.
Later, we have to fight four massive Owl Lord monsters
DM: Alright, so everyone’s gone their turn, Aradia (my rogue), what do you want-
Me: I steal their organs.
DM: ……You what.
Me: I steal their organs, fresh from the source. So do I roll for Strength or dex terity?
Angry DM who doesn’t know what I should roll for: ……Roll for Sleight of Hand.
Me: *rolls nat20* ……20.
DM: You……manage to slide and slide around the Owl Lords, ruthlessly gutting them and snatching their organs. By the time you finish, they’re all dead, and you’ve harvested their organs, fresh from the source. What do you do with them?
Me: …..Who wants dinner?!
Furious DM: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH! ROLL FOR FUCKING COOKING, AND SO HELP ME IF YOU GET A-
Me: *rolls nat20* 20.
DM: ……..I hate you. So much.
Entire table has started chanting “Praise Thief Jesus!”
DM quit DnD that day.
Send me no flowers (1964) 💐
Why is this so funny
This nightgown with a built in cape is the stuff
Just thinking about people making year-end summaries of their accomplishments and also about reasons to keep yourself alive through the next year. Sorry, it’s a bit of a sappy comic.
[ patreon | commissions | eevachu.com ] do not remove comment
kaze-clinik asked:
Have to say you draw some fine legs and feet. Any tips on how to draw them?
binley answered:
Okay so I put this together and I really hope it’s helpful to you! It’s actually less of a tutorial and more just a few tips and pointers that I personally find work for me while I’m drawing!
i see a “different types of shading” chart pop up on my dash every now and then and while it can be helpful some of the examples don’t really showcase the shading type so well so i wanted to make my own. i mostly stick to cel or painted shading for my art!
i also included the layer effects i used to get the final product to look how it does. also forgot to mention i used the textured brush from the bottom right to blend a little bit of the painted shading!!